Life Lessons

No seriously

I’m just saying, there are things everyone should know in life.  Like that a barrel maker is called a cooper…
okay maybe not that exactly BUT like rule 32 in Zombieland “enjoy the little things”.
And really you can’t say I’m wrong with that one.  I quite enjoy watching other teenage girls freak out over stupid things like their ruined plans or when their parents won’t let them go out one night.
I am the opposite I like to sit at home.  Why, you ask, well because me and my parents fuck shit up.  That’s why.  Picking on other family members is something you won’t have for long so why don’t you suck up the fact that instead of being able to go out your family would like to spend some time with you for once.  Don’t get pissy and run to your room. I’m 17 and proud to say that I enjoy kickin’ it with my parents.  Fun shit happens, now sit down drink your milk and smile for goodness sake you won’t get another chance.